The Commonwealth of Garlic Bread The Great is a large, efficient nation, renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 85 million Garlic Bread The Greatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 30.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Garlic Bread The Greatian economy, worth 5.15 trillion Garlics a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,542 Garlics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, and it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Garlic Bread The Great's national animal is the Bread, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Garlic Bread The Great is ranked 88,158^th in the world and 113^th in KAISERREICH for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 300.74 on the Clooney Contribution Index.